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Holiday Coaster "Liquor Store" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Holiday Coaster "Half Ass” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Holiday Coaster "Wondering eyes” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“A true friend reaches for your hand, and puts a wine glass in it.”

“I can’t turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast.”

“I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o’clock in the morning and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.”

“If you ever get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say ‘In Jesus’ name I pray.’”

“My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats.”

“Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.”

“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”

“The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.”

“A friend told me that I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn.”

“Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.”

“My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking & not hear a damn thing you said.”

“Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw…”

“Parenthood, the scariest hood you’ll ever go through.”

Patience. Nope. Make a statement with this charming-meets-chic needlepoint pillow. Embroidered and backed in luxe blue velvet, we've revived this S...

If we are being honest...my ducks all over the place. Make a statement with this charming-meets-chic needlepoint pillow. Embroidered and backed in ...

Express yourself with our Statement Print Series. A bright sentiment on a bold floral background, this print will surely score plenty of smiles mix...

Express yourself with our Statement Print Series. A bright sentiment on a bold floral background, this print will surely score plenty of smiles mix...

Express yourself with our Statement Print Series. A bright sentiment on a bold floral background, this print will surely score plenty of smiles mix...

Express yourself with our Statement Print Series. A bright sentiment on a bold floral background, this print will surely score plenty of smiles mix...

Express yourself with our Statement Print Series. A bright sentiment on a bold floral background, this print will surely score plenty of smiles mix...

Express yourself with our Statement Print Series. A bright sentiment on a bold floral background, this print will surely score plenty of smiles mix...