Casual Serveware

“I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?”

“A true friend reaches for your hand, and puts a wine glass in it.”

“I can’t turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast.”

“I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o’clock in the morning and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.”

“If you ever get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say ‘In Jesus’ name I pray.’”

“My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats.”

“Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.”

“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”

“The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.”

“A friend told me that I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn.”

“Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.”

“My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking & not hear a damn thing you said.”

“The officer said ‘You drinking?’ I said ‘You buying?’ We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money.”

“Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw…”

“Listen, if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me. Don’t come at cover me because we weren’t there. We don’t know what...

“Parenthood, the scariest hood you’ll ever go through.”

“I don’t have grey hair, I have wisdom highlights.”

“I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that,” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens.”

“Lead me not into temptation…oh who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Ma...

“My housekeeping style is best described as ‘There appears to have been a struggle.’” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing a...

“Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it.” Coast...

“My kid is turning out just like me. Well played karma, well-played.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Dance like no one watching coaster Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Eight Hours coaster Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.